Spam Comment of the Week — Week 47 2022

I get some interesting spam comments on my blog, most of which are captured by Akismet, WordPress’ spam blocker. I generally do a mass delete of all of my spam comments after checking to see if any legitimate comments got caught up in Akismet’s spam-catching net.

I thought it might be fun to select a particularly interesting or unique or outrageous spam comment and highlight it each week.

This week’s spam comment was in response to my Spam Comment of the Week #44.

The very heart of your writing whilst appearing agreeable originally, did not really work very well with me personally after some time. Somewhere throughout the paragraphs you actually were able to make me a believer unfortunately just for a very short while. I nevertheless have got a problem with your leaps in assumptions and one would do nicely to help fill in all those breaks. When you actually can accomplish that, I could definitely be impressed.

Given the post that this comment was in response to, perhaps this spammer is the same one whose spam comment I featured there. He was very complimentary there, though. But apparently I have “fallen very short” since then. Maybe I insulted him.

Anyway, have you read some catchy spam comments that you’d like to share with us? If so, put them in the comments or create your own post and tag it #FSCW.

27 thoughts on “Spam Comment of the Week — Week 47 2022

  1. Paula Light November 27, 2022 / 9:17 am

    Oh no! You disappointed a spammer! How will you ever show your face in public again???

    Liked by 2 people

    • Fandango November 27, 2022 / 10:09 am

      I know. I’m so cruel and heartless. 🤪

      Liked by 1 person

  2. msjadeli November 27, 2022 / 9:35 am

    Fandango, the spammer went to a lot of trouble to provide such exquisite entertainment value. This is the best one yet. Will search through mine and see if there are any gems.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango November 27, 2022 / 10:13 am

      Yes, this spammer was quite articulate.

      Liked by 1 person

  3. msjadeli November 27, 2022 / 9:39 am

    I found one right away. It’s not just the comment but who sent it and which post it was on:
    “from: professional window cleaning
    comment on post: The Dark Crystals of the Blood Wolf Moon
    ‘I used to be able to find good information from your articles.’ ”
    This cracks me up.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango November 27, 2022 / 10:15 am

      I guess the guy doesn’t appreciate the really good information you provided about
      dark crystals and about the blood wolf moon. 😂

      Liked by 1 person

  4. Nope, Not Pam November 27, 2022 / 10:57 am

    At least this one was semi literate

    Liked by 1 person

  5. bushboy November 27, 2022 / 12:13 pm

    C’mon Fandango, no falling short around here 😂

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Gr8BigFun November 27, 2022 / 3:35 pm

    I got this one…

    “the baby cribs should be as protected as possible and it should have additiona safety features,,”

    It was a nice break from the other one which offered $70 an hour and was sent to about 75% of my posts, each one identical except they kept changing the sender’s name (not the link.) Thank God for bulk deleting.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango November 27, 2022 / 8:17 pm

      Safety first, right?


  7. jilldennison November 27, 2022 / 11:23 pm

    🤣🤣 I wish I had copied the one I deleted about an hour ago … next time I will!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Michelle November 28, 2022 / 8:38 am

    Too funny! The spam comment sounds like a bad translation. But the disappointment was clear. 🤣

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango November 28, 2022 / 12:16 pm

      I hate to be a disappointment to my spammers!


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