
“Okay, he might be a slight bit pretentious, but, otherwise, he seems like a pleasant man,” she said
“The guy is a carnivore, like a T-Rex. If you let him, he’ll tear you limb from limb and eat you alive,” he said.
“Oh, I think you’re exaggerating,” she said. “Yes, he’s assertive, and maybe a little aggressive, but he’s really a great guy. When we met it was like two ships meeting in the night. So romantic.”
“I think you’re turning a blind eye to this guy,” he said. “My only advice to you is to watch yourself before that bastard sinks your ship and you drown.”
Written for Greg’s Five Word Weekly Challenge, where the words are: carnivore | pretentious | slight | ship | blind
Good one.
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Sounds like a pleasant bloke
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T-rex carnivore?…..golly gosh!
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Love this! 😀 Well done!
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Thanks.
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Great 5 Fandango. It has me wondering if he’s a bit jealous or if she really is blind.
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A very good question, Greg.
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