Spam Comment of the Week — Week 43 2022

I get some interesting spam comments on my blog, most of which are captured by Akismet, WordPress’ spam blocker. I generally do a mass delete of all of my spam comments after checking to see if any legitimate comments got caught up in Akismet’s spam-catching net.

I thought it might be fun to select a particularly interesting or unique or outrageous spam comment and highlight it each week. This week’s spam comment was made on my 9/26/22 Flash Fiction prompt.

Wonderful items from you, man. I’ve havbe in miind your stuff prkor tto and you’re simlly tooo magnificent.
I actually like what you have acquirrd here, reaqlly likme wgat you’re stating and the wway
through whichh you assert it. You’re making itt eentertaining aand you still take ccare of tto stayy it
smart. I can’t waiot tto lezrn ffar more from you.
Thatt iss really a wondserful website.

First, Mr. or Ms. Spammer, I strongly recommend that you find a decent spell-checker. Second, thank you, I guess, for finding my blog “tooo magnificent” and for appreciating my “wonderful items” that I have “acquired.” Coming from you, those compliments are “simlly tooo magnificent.”

Anyway, have you read some catchy spam comments that you’d like to share with us? If so, put them in the comments or create your own post and tag it #FSCW.

49 thoughts on “Spam Comment of the Week — Week 43 2022

  1. newepicauthor October 29, 2022 / 3:09 pm

    I wrote a post titled Blogs Are Made Up of Posts for Blogging Insights the other day and it accumulated over 600 Spam comments, mostly from pharmaceutical pushers.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Fandango October 29, 2022 / 4:51 pm

      Yikes! That’s a boatload of spam comments. Any good ones you’d care to highlight?

      Liked by 1 person

      • newepicauthor October 29, 2022 / 4:58 pm

        Mostly Viagra, Cialis and other advertisements where somebody probably thinks that I have a limp noodle.

        Liked by 1 person

  2. Paula Light October 29, 2022 / 3:41 pm

    I don’t know what I finally did right, but I haven’t been getting any SPAM. I think it might be that I closed comments on all posts after 21 days old (Settings –> Discussion). Not sure though…

    Liked by 4 people

  3. RuthScribbles October 29, 2022 / 4:24 pm

    Here’s one:

    Oh my goodness! Impressive article dude! Thanks, However I am having problems with your RSS. I donít understand why I cannot subscribe to it. Is there anybody having identical RSS problems? Anyone who knows the answer will you kindly respond? Thanks!!

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango October 29, 2022 / 4:53 pm

      Yeah, I think I’ve received that comment as well. 🤷🏻‍♂️

      Liked by 1 person

        • Fandango October 29, 2022 / 9:59 pm

          I think it’s Russian Secret Service.

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          • donmatthewspoetry October 30, 2022 / 1:34 am

            Gosh….. Ruth seems to be having trouble also ‘However I am having problems with your RSS. I don’t understand why I cannot subscribe to it. Is there anybody having identical RSS problems? Anyone who knows the answer will you kindly respond?’

            I would tread carefully here Fan. Vladimir has close connections with the RSS. This could be dangerous. I would warn Ruth.

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    • donmatthewspoetry October 30, 2022 / 1:38 am

      Ruth. Fan says RSS is the Russian Secret Service. See his comment below.

      I am a bit worried. I replied to him :

      Gosh Fan….. Ruth seems to be having trouble also “However I am having problems with your RSS. I don’t understand why I cannot subscribe to it. Is there anybody having identical RSS problems? Anyone who knows the answer will you kindly respond?”

      I would tread carefully here Fan. Vladimir has close connections with the RSS. This could be dangerous. I would warn Ruth.

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  4. msjadeli October 29, 2022 / 5:27 pm

    I went through about 100 spam messages and picked these top 3:
    An intriguing discussion is definitely worth comment. I think that you ought to write more on this subject, it might not be a taboo subject but generally people don’t speak about such subjects. To the next! Kind regards!!

    The next time I read a blog, Hopefully it does not disappoint me just as much as this one. After all, Yes, it was my choice to read through, however I really thought you would have something interesting to talk about. All I hear is a bunch of whining about something that you can fix if you weren’t too busy seeking attention.

    Definitely consider that which you said. Your favorite reason seemed to be on the internet thhe smplest ting to consider
    of. I say to you, I certainly get irked evesn as other folks consider issues that they plainly doo nott
    recognize about. You controlled to hit the nail upon the
    highest andd also definedd ouut the whole thing without having side-effects , other flks can take a signal.
    Willl probably be back to get more. Thanks!

    Liked by 1 person

      • msjadeli October 30, 2022 / 8:30 am

        🙂 What is the point of that spam anyway? It gets filtered out by the system and serves no useful purpose I can see. I highly doubt anyone would read one and say oh I need to follow that link and buy the product lol

        Liked by 1 person

  5. Sadje October 29, 2022 / 5:57 pm

    Hilarious! I think whoever posted this was using a software to translate their words

    Liked by 1 person

  6. jilldennison October 29, 2022 / 6:14 pm

    He either needs to return to 1st grade, or learn English … I suspect the latter. I get many like that, too, and I also get some that are entirely in … Russian? Arabic? Some language that uses an entirely different alphabet. And I get some that are more than 2,000 words! Ahhhhh … technology. I’m thankful for Akismet, though … it does a pretty good job, though it does occasionally let a legit comment slip through.

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  7. Marilyn Armstrong October 29, 2022 / 6:57 pm

    My best spam comments are too disgusting to post, although the spelling and grammar is, to say the least, remarkable. I get too types: the one that praises my incredible work and the ones that tell me I suck. But the 2000 word porn posts — they clearly think I’m a horny guy — are the most astonishing for sheer variety and negative eloquence. They are especially good when them come in Chinese or what I think is Urdu but really, it could be anything since none of the letters are recognizable.

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    • Fandango October 29, 2022 / 9:50 pm

      Of course, this comment went right to my trash folder because you used the word “porn” in it and that word is on my list to go directly to trash, do not pass Go, and do not collect $200!

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  8. Marilyn Armstrong October 29, 2022 / 6:58 pm

    Oh and thank you for recommending I lower the days my posts are open for comment. Now I get between 10 and 50 a day, which beats out the thousands I was getting before. They aren’t less juicy, but they are at least FEWER.

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  9. donmatthewspoetry October 29, 2022 / 7:10 pm

    Googled the meaning of ‘havbe’ Fan. Contraction of ‘have-been-there-and-dunnit’. eg havebe your latest post. How ’bout that?……

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango October 29, 2022 / 10:01 pm

      If you found it on Google, it must be true.

      Like

      • donmatthewspoetry October 30, 2022 / 1:25 am

        Google is my Bible. Elon’s given it his blessing. He told me, believe my son. I said thankyou for your guiding wisdom……To which he annointed me….Wot does that mean Fan?

        Liked by 1 person

  10. bushboy October 30, 2022 / 1:28 am

    I forgot all about this and deleted my spam this morning. I’ll try to save a good one for next week

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Nope, Not Pam October 30, 2022 / 2:27 am

    I feel like I need a spam dictionary to decipher

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Carol anne October 30, 2022 / 1:15 pm

    Lol. They get worse with each passing week! Spellcheck ahoy spammer! xo

    Liked by 1 person

  13. leigha66 November 7, 2022 / 2:46 pm

    That is quite a message! Those are some fairly simple words too. Oh well, it makes for cheap entertainment!

    Liked by 1 person

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