“How can you say it’s untenable?” Donald asked. “I don’t know what that words means, but it’s not that, it’s the opposite. It’s totally tenable.”
“No, it’s not,” Mitch said. “You came up with this elaborate and cockamamie scheme, and it’s not going to work.”
“Wait,” Donald said, “wasn’t it George Washington who said, ‘If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it’?”
“Um, no, Donald,” Mitch said. “George Washington said. ‘I cannot tell a lie.’ It was Adolf Hitler who talked about the big lie thing.”
“Well, whoever said it, it’s working for me,” Donald said. “I started telling my big lie early and often and, as a result, all those suckers believe it to be true and I’m going to finish off the Dems once and for all and be re-elected in 2024.” So thank you Hitler. Thank you for my totally tenable blueprint. Now get on board, Mitch, or get out of my way.”
Written for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One Word Challenge (untenable), Your Daily Word Prompt (elaborate), Word of the Day Challenge (early), and Ragtag Daily Prompt (finish).
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Nailed it.
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Haha!! The dumbo perhaps believes it too
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Apparently we Jews don’t appreciate him enough waaah!
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He’s mindnumbing to so many people; icky.
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I think if that comes true I’ll wake up from the nightmare screaming for an end to the next 4 years!
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He seems to have this knack of getting away with anything…….something’s not right
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Something’s very, very wrong.
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Something in the state of Mar-a-Lago is rotten….I can see your reply…very rotten
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Something is definitely not right. Somehow, our culture is broken!!!!!
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My mum told me recently, she used to feel uncomfortable comparing Trump to Hitler. She watched a documentary about it, and now she’s like “Oh, he is!”lol.
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Very much so.
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Excellent Fandango! 😀
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The Conservative Judge Who Saved Democracy With A Twitter Thread
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Some of these little stories you write sound so scary, but unfortunately completely possible.
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Yes, that is the scary part.
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