The Power to Heal

Are you feeling tired and listless? Is life treating you like some piece of ductile material where you’re bent, pulled, or pressed into different shapes, stuck in the middle while being slammed by the anarchists on the far right and the idealists on the far left? Can you even tell the difference between a pepperocini and a pepperoni anymore?

Yes, the geopolitical terrain these days is very rocky, and many are stumbling and falling. But there is still hope for us — for you. You just need to untie those knots that are holding you back. And I’ve got the perfect remedy for all of your ills. It’s my world famous Fandango’s Restoration Crystals with the power to heal.

Those who have used Fandango’s Restoration Crystals emphatically endorse the product. And it’s so easy to use. All you do is liberally sprinkle Fandango’s Restoration Crystals onto your favorite foods. That’s it.

So if you’re feeling confused, disheartened, and in full dishabille, I predict that Fandango’s Restoration Crystals will make you feel right as rain again. Before you know it you’ll be whistling “The Stars and Stripes Forever,” just like you did before 2016.

Memorize this web address, thepowertoheal.com, and order your bottle of Fandango’s Restoration Crystals. And if you act now, you can take advantage of our BOGO offer. Just do it. You’ll feel great if you do. I guarantee it!


Written for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (listless/predict), Your Daily Word Prompt (ductile/untie), My Vivid Blog (middle/emphatically), The Daily Spur (slam/restoration), Word of the Day Challenge (pepperocini/sprinkle), E.M.’s Random Word Prompt (terrain/stars and stripes), and Ragtag Daily Prompt (dishabille/memorize).

21 thoughts on “The Power to Heal

  1. Sadje October 12, 2022 / 5:46 pm

    Perfect sales pitch. I’ll take two, thanks 😂😂😂

    Liked by 1 person

  2. msjadeli October 12, 2022 / 6:53 pm

    Great euphemism for either crack or meth. Do you have a BOGO special going this week?

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Marleen October 12, 2022 / 7:00 pm

    😏

    That’s a very imaginative
    and entertaining use of prompts.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Angela October 12, 2022 / 8:34 pm

    It sounds like you’ve taken Log by blammo and ground it into a power so we can reap its benefits internally! I love it!

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Gr8BigFun October 12, 2022 / 9:27 pm

    Yeah, it’s been that kind of week, you have anything injectable I need a fix quick! Oh, and I bought your domain, make mine a free lifetime supply and I give it back along with my ocean front property in Arizona!

    Like

    • Fandango October 12, 2022 / 10:16 pm

      The BOGO price is PLUS shipping and handling! 😉

      Like

  6. Maria Michaela October 13, 2022 / 2:41 am

    I read this with that usual male voice you hear on those home shopping stuff.

    I’ll give this a shot so I ordered 2

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Nope, Not Pam October 13, 2022 / 3:10 am

    Ok, now did you check the web address? I did a short story once with a random web address, which ended up existing 😂

    Liked by 1 person

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