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Written for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (listless/predict), Your Daily Word Prompt (ductile/untie), My Vivid Blog (middle/emphatically), The Daily Spur (slam/restoration), Word of the Day Challenge (pepperocini/sprinkle), E.M.’s Random Word Prompt (terrain/stars and stripes), and Ragtag Daily Prompt (dishabille/memorize).