Fibbing Friday — Color My World

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week it’s Melanie’s turn and she’s all about colors.

1. Unicorn gas allegedly contains this collection of colors.

This is a trick question. Everyone knows that unicorns don’t fart.

2. Yellow or green, most people eat a lot of these.

Snot and boogers.

3. Red as a?

Russian. Or these days, as a far-right Republican.

4. Gold and tawny, with huge teeth, you probably don’t want to meet me in a dark alley.

A vampire with bad dentures.

5. Elizabeth Taylor preferred her diamonds to be this color.

Green, like the color of money.

6. Autumn leaves are what color (multiple choice answer)?

Eventually they all turn brown.

7. Blue represents happiness for this avian.

A winged blue meanie.

8. Every cloud has a *insert color* lining.

Rainbow lining.

9. Someone who is very naïve, could be said to be as *insert color” as grass.

As brown as dead grass during a severe drought where watering a lawn is forbidden.

10. A Halloween moon, a delicious fruit, and something alleged really good for eyesight are what color? Bunnies love these.

Rose-colored glasses.

9 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Color My World”

  3. Nope, Not Pam October 8, 2022 / 2:34 am

    Love the last one 😆

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  5. Marleen October 8, 2022 / 9:34 am

    I thinking maybe every cloud has a green lining? Here’s a moment in The Matrix when the oracle tells Neo that, after he eats his cookie, he’s going to be “right as rain” and forget about all the “stuff” she’s been getting him to think about. He’s generally a naïve young fella. Meanwhile, your answer as to dead grass and forbidden watering is quite funny.

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    • Marleen October 14, 2022 / 2:27 pm

      Oops… was meant to be “There is a moment in The Matrix … “

      ~~~
      Now, to move on from green movies (even if glasses
      were involved) to the rose-colored glasses…

      Bill Burr Defends Socialism (Rant 👍🏻)

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