This, That, and the Other

Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week it’s Di’s turn and she’s given us some currency abbreviations and asked us what they stand for if they weren’t currency abbreviations.

1. GBP

Grab ‘em By the Pussy, a Donald Trump quote.

2. USD

Up Side Down, when you owe more on your mortgage than the house is worth. Sometimes also called “underwater.”

3. CHF

Continuously Horny Fellow, a sex-starved man.

4. EUR

Election Under Review, part of Trump’s Big Lie that he didn’t really lose the 2020 presidential election.

5. DOP

Don’t Operate Pump.

6. INR

It’s Not Right.

7. ISK

It Stopped Knocking.

8. JPY

Just Pull, don’t Yank.

9. MYR

Make Yourself Ready.

10. THB

Take a Hot Bath.