Rory’s Strange Questions

Fandango

Rory, at Earthly Comforts, has, once again, posed a bunch of interesting strange questions. Here are my equally interesting strange answers.

Roses are red,
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[I have started you off now finish the poem your way in the next three lines]

Roses are red
Republicans are too
If they take back Congress in November
We’ll all be standing in deep poopoo

What do you find odd about people?

People.

Which two questions are you asked the most on a regular basis that annoy you?

  • What do you do for a living? I’m fucking retired, can’t you see that?
  • What religion are you?

Who was the first Disney princess – Snow White or Cinderella?

Snow White? Or Cinderella? I don’t know and I don’t care.

What five questions would you ask a stranger in order to get to know them?

  • What’s your name?
  • Where are you from?
  • Are you married?
  • Do you have any kids?
  • Do you wanna have sex with me?

What habits do you consider really bad?

Smoking cigarettes.

Who was the female star of Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

Audrey Hepburn

Which Shakespeare play includes the following words? “Once more onto the breach, dear friends?”

The one I haven’t read, apparently.

Turkish Delight is a type of custard. True or false.

False. I think it’s some sort of chewy candy.

Have you ever seen something you simply couldn’t easily explain away and if so what was it?

Yes, anyone who still supports Donald Trump.

What is the difference between six and half a dozen?

The number of syllables.

What can you NOT compost?

Kitty litter and dog poop.

What is a major component of Welsh Rarebit?

Cheese?

How long is long in your eyes?

Either too long or not long enough, depending upon what we’re talking about?

Are butterflies attracted more to flowers or weeds – what do you think?

Flowers, I think.

One of your best friends has phoned for your help in the middle of the night to bury the body of your other best friend – do you help or not?

Fuck no.

Vatican City is a country – true or false?

For some inexplicable reason, it’s considered to be a country.

Name three things that freak you out and then explain why.

Far-right Republicans, white supremacists, and conspiracy theorists. Why? Do I really need to explain?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To buy a dozen eggs at the local farm stand.

Bonus Question

What’s the worst thing that could happen to a compost pile do you think?

Construct an outhouse on top of it, maybe. Or perhaps that’s the best thing that could happen to it.

20 thoughts on “Rory’s Strange Questions”

  5. newepicauthor September 24, 2022 / 11:24 am

    I have never asked a stranger if they wanted to have sex with me.

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  6. The Autistic Composter September 24, 2022 / 12:58 pm

    Hey Fandango, some good answers in there – you can actually compost both of those things you mentioned, but not in regular compost heaps, so quite right. They required specialist poop bins. Also you can compost human poo again in a different composter, so on some piles ahem and heaps double ahem building an outhouse might not be a bad start.

    I think the repubs back in power might not be a great thing to happen.

    Good answers and thanks for taking part 🙂

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  7. Marleen September 24, 2022 / 2:06 pm

    I’m surprised people inquire as to your religion. Most or pretty much all people I come across let it come up in conversation casually (if it is to come up at all). Maybe you could reply with, “Do you wanna have sex with me?”

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  10. donmatthewspoetry September 25, 2022 / 3:23 am

    He actually said “Once more onto the beach, dear paddlers?” He gave me a personally signed copy Fan He wrote ‘Happy paddling Don, Yours Willie’……..

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  11. ganga1996 September 25, 2022 / 3:09 pm

    All truthful answers. But I liked the difference between six and half a dozen🙂.

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  12. leigha66 September 28, 2022 / 6:54 am

    Great poem! I love that you rhymed poopoo! A very funny bunch of answers!

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