The Letter N

Deb, over at Nope, Not Pam, has this weekly challenge called A Letter a Week where she gives us a place, an emotion, an adjective, a verb, and an animal all starting with the same letter. Then she asks us to write a post using those items and the letter she has given us, which this week is the letter N.

Here are Deb’s N-words:

Place – New Orleans
Emotion – naughty
Adjective – nocturnal
Verb – nabbed
Animal – numbat

Numbat

Yes, Amanda, I went to New Orleans for Mardi Gras this year. And yes, I admit that I was naughty. But you know me, Amanda. I’m a party girl, a nocturnal creature of the night. And believe me, NOLA at night during Mardi Gras is party city USA.

I told you, I think, that at around three in the morning, the police raided the bar we were at and they were hauling off everyone in the place to jail. Fortunately this guy, Robert, grabbed me and led me down to the wine cellar. That’s the only reason he and I managed to avoid being nabbed by the cops.

But oh my God, Amanda, that was a night to remember. After the cops left the bar and the coast was clear, Robert invited me back to his place for a nightcap. Well, one thing led to another and before I knew it we were going at it like nobody’s business. You know what I’m talking about, right, Amanda?

You can’t tell anyone else about this, Amanda. I haven’t even told my parents yet. But I’m quitting my job and moving in with Robert in New Orleans.. Yes, I’m serious. And yes, I hardly know him. But, Amanda, the guy has a tongue like a numbat and honestly, Amanda, he’s magical. You know what I’m saying, Amanda?

7 thoughts on “The Letter N

  1. donmatthewspoetry July 5, 2022 / 6:53 am

    Shit Amanda. I’ve just found out I’m pregnant. No they don’t allow abortions here. I’m in a spot Amanda. Don’t tell anyone…….

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  2. Nope, Not Pam July 5, 2022 / 1:24 pm

    Hysterical, a tongue like a numbat. I’m never going to unsee that image 😂

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  3. amoralegria July 5, 2022 / 3:03 pm

    Very clever! I wondered how you would get “numbat” into that story!

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    • Fandango July 5, 2022 / 4:03 pm

      It was a stretch. 😂

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