Fibbing Friday — General Stuff

Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week is Melanie’s turn and she has given us a series of general “knowledge” questions.

  • What ‘quivered’ like a bowl full of jelly? The fat lady’s belly when she sang.
  • What did the Old Woman in the Shoe treasure most of all? Her shoe horn.
  • If those three mice were blind, how could they make it up the pendulum on that famous clock? What they lost in sight, they made up for with an enhanced sense of smell.
  • Did Lassie (a boy btw) ever get Timmy out of that darned well? Clumsiest kid I ever heard of. Well, that’s a deep question, isn’t it?
  • It was round and ripe and red like a cherry…what is it? A red delicious apple.
  • What did Old McDonald find in his hayloft that he wasn’t expecting to see up there? His wife and his hired farm hand making love.
  • Did Jack and Jill get whupped (whipped) for spilling that bucket of water? No, they just got wet.
  • Was the moon really made of green cheese or was that kid just stoned a tiny bit? The moon isn’t really made of green cheese. It’s made of Swiss cheese, where all of those craters are actually holes.
  • Did the fox ever figure out how to get those grapes (in Aesop’s fable?) No, he decided he’d rather go for the hens in the henhouse.
  • Did Chicken Little have a point when it ran around squawking about the sky falling? No, because she started squawking right after the fox fell through the roof of the henhouse.

11 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — General Stuff

  1. Sadje July 1, 2022 / 9:27 pm

    Your answers are quite similar to Melanie’s. Hilarious

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Nope, Not Pam July 2, 2022 / 3:23 am

    Seems McDonalds wife has a bit of a reputation

    Liked by 1 person

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