When I was in college, me and my fraternity brothers were a crude bunch. For example, we would drop our pants, bend over, and let out enough gas to light our farts. We thought it was great fun to see who could generate the largest flame shooting from their butthole.
The fun ended, though, when poor Tony backfired, so to speak, and the flame came back and scorched his ass. He ended up in the ER having to explain to the docs what happened to him, which was mortifying. The rest of us tried to console Tony, but he was inconsolable. And then it was time to pay the ER bill, which, believe me, was no bargain.
When the old fossil of a hospital administrator called Tony’s parents to tell them what their son had done, they were really pissed and sequestered him at home for most of his summer vacation. Needless to say, Tony was not a happy camper.
Written for these daily prompts from yesterday: The Daily Spur (example), Word of the Day Challenge (gas), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (scorch), Your Daily Word Prompt (console), My Vivid Blog (bargain), Ragtag Daily Prompt (fossil), and E.M.’s Random Word Prompt (sequestered),
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Does it really catches 🔥 fire?
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Like a blow torch! 😉
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Oh I see. I must research that.
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Methane + oxygen = kaboom!
Fan will vouch for this……
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Oh yea, now I get it.
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kaboom….
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Haha! I would never get why anyone would do something sooooooo stupid
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Methinks it’s just story…….
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Perhaps
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If not I wouldn’t advise trying……
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Oh never 😳😱
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That it is!
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Phew…….
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Methinks just a story……
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Because they can!
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🤣😛😜
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Lesson learnt?
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For Tony, yes.
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Young men tend to be full of gas!
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😂
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That’s really — really — bad, but there have been some even more horrendous results of frat activities in the news over the last few months. It’s almost like one joins a fraternity (especially one with its own house) in order to find the most idiotic or dismissive college students.
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heh, i had a med school friend…he would roll up on his back with his legs in the air and light farts, through his jeans. He told us that a friend of theirs did it but she lit her frayed jeans on fire. He and his wife were laughing so hard they couldn’t talk. She suddenly felt it and rolled down, putting it out. I am not recommending doing this.
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I concur with your non-recommendation.
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Does that really happen? Are people that stupid? Sorry … forgot no abortions 🙄
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Yes, it does really happen!
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What self-respecting guy hasn’t ignited his frat brothers’ farts… it a right of college passage. Never heard of anyone becoming a candidate for a Darwin award though!!!
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I always thought flames, farts, and naked butts was a potentially fiery issue.
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🤣🤣
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