Fibbing Friday — Happy Punday

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Di (aka Pensitivity101) and Melanie (Sparks From a Combustible Mind) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. This week is Melanie’s ’s turn and she has given us some classic puns for us to “punder.”

1. What did one eye say to the other? I’ve got an eye on you.
2. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you… close your eyes.
3. What do you call an alligator in a vest? Very natty.
4. Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? Because he was too small.

5. How do you make holy water? Pour it through a sieve.

6. Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? He was so stoned that he forgot to blow on it.
7. Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was voted the best dressed in his field.
8. Will glass coffins be a success? We’ll have to wait and see.
9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A zippo doesn’t do well in water.
10. What do you call a dog magician? Unemployed.

10 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Happy Punday”

  1. Melanie B Cee June 17, 2022 / 9:17 am

    Hilarious quips. “Punder?” *😃😄😅😂🤣😆snicker*

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  2. Marleen June 17, 2022 / 9:44 am

    The one about a sieve is almost like a ‘Moment of Zen’ — remember looking forward to (at least my kids and I did) that brief segment at the end of Jon Stewart’s Daily Show?

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    • Fandango June 17, 2022 / 12:28 pm

      Yes, I do remember that!

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  5. Nope, Not Pam June 18, 2022 / 3:54 am

    That sieve pun was great 😊

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