It’s time once again for Melanie’s Share Your World prompt.
What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back?
I’m not sure about “back to back,” but if two normal things — farting and pooping — are accidentally done simultaneously (i.e., you go to fart and a little poop comes out) — that can be kind of weird and embarrassing. There’s even a name for that. It’s called a “shart.”
What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed by, that you didn’t realize embarrassed you?
If Australia (including New Zealand and Tasmania – which I KNOW are different countries); the UK, Ireland, Germany, the USA, and Brazil, or Italy were represented by one food, which would it be for each?
- Australia: Shrimp on the barbie
- New Zealand: Lamb chops
- The U.K.: Shepherd’s pie
- Ireland: Irish stew
- Germany: Bratwurst
- The U.S.: Hamburgers
- Brazil: Empadãoes
- Italy: Pasta
What might happen if Goldilocks and the Three Bears were set in modern times?
The three bears would be arrested for breaking and entering and Goldilocks would be relocated and put into witness protection.
Where was the most most embarrassing or inappropriate place you’ve passed audible gas?
During a job interview. It was embarrassing, but at least I didn’t shart.
If you celebrate it, how was your Mother’s Day? What did you do? If you don’t (because you’re a single guy or it’s not in your culture) please share something fun you did recently.
We loaded our ebikes onto our bike rack and drove to San Francisco, where we met our daughter and her fiancé to bike through Golden Gate Park and along the Pacific Ocean, as well as to stop at a wine cafe for lunch. Then we had a Mother’s Day dinner with our son, his wife, and our grandkids.