“My fellow Republicans, my political platform’s emphasis will be on promoting goodwill to one and all real Americans. No one, not even those wood-headed, woke, elitist, rich, and famous liberals, will treat true American patriots like a doormat and walk all over them. A princely sum will be spent on protecting the rights of the innocent unborn, on promoting family values and that marriage is between one man and one woman, on combating the attempts by those promoting the teaching of Critical Race Theory to make Christian white Americans feel guilty about their bigotry and racism, on fighting illegal or even legal voting by minorities, on banning books in schools that we believe corrupt the impressionable minds of our children, on strengthening the Second Amendment, on reducing the tax burden on large corporations and the wealthiest among us, and on packing the courts with conservative justices.
“My name is [fill in the blank with any Republican politician’s name] and I approve this message.”
This sarcastic post was written for these daily prompts: The Daily Spur (emphasis), My Vivid Blog (wood), Ragtag Daily Prompt (doormat), Word of the Day Challenge (princely), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (spent), and E.M’s Random Word Prompt (bigotry)