Over Easy

I like my eggs over easy
I don’t like my eggs sunny side up
I abhor runny, slimy, snotty eggs
If someone serves them that way
I will immediately refuse to eat them
Even if a confrontation arises
It’s irrelevant to me that others
Like their eggs sunny side up
It’s a reflection of their poor taste
I like my eggs over easy


Written for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Prompt (eggs), Your Daily Word Prompt (abhor), My Vivid Blog (if), Word of the Day Challenge (arise), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (irrelevant), and The Daily Spur (reflection).

10 thoughts on “Over Easy

  1. emkingston April 16, 2022 / 1:22 pm

    Over easy is the best, but it’s the hardest for restaurants to get right.

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  2. rugby843 April 16, 2022 / 2:44 pm

    I cooked that way because my husband liked them but they gave me the creeps. I couldn’t even stand to watch him eat them.

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  3. Marleen April 16, 2022 / 3:01 pm

    Over easy is my favorite, as well. I doubt I’d act like the guy (Jack Nicholson) in Anger Management about it, though. However, a person is within rights to reject getting it wrong (if there’s slimy stuff). Then, again, I’ve eaten slimy eggs that I’ve cooked (at home). What I do think is perhaps a fireable offense is when omelets are consistently done slimy. Is that harsh?

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    • Fandango April 16, 2022 / 4:11 pm

      I like my omelets soft, but not slimy!

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      • Marleen April 16, 2022 / 11:30 pm

        Right

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  4. Nope, Not Pam April 17, 2022 / 4:20 am

    So, no sunny side up? What about scrambled with melted cheese?

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    • Fandango April 17, 2022 / 10:58 pm

      Scrambled with diced tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, and melted cheese is delightful!

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