Fibbing Friday — Who Sang These Songs?

Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Di’s turn and she wants to know who sang these songs:

1. Money, Money, Money: Donald Trump.
2. Another Brick in the Wall:
Also Donald Trump, about his precious wall between the U.S. and Mexico.
3. Rocket Man:
This was a duet with Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk.
4. Everybody wants to rule the world:
Vladimir Putin.
5. Life on Mars:
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
6. Monster Mash:
Gene Wilder in the movie Young Frankenstein.
7. Tiptoe through the Tulips:
Former President Bill Clinton. It was about Gennifer Flowers, the woman who he testified under oath that he had had a sexual encounter with.
8. I Wanna Hold Your Hand:
Donald Trump (but it was an allegorical song where “hold your hand” was code for “grab ‘em by the pussy”).
9. Ruby Tuesday:
Jack Ruby, the guy who shot JFK’s assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald.
10. Get the Party Started:
Donald Trump, on January 6th, 2021, right before the siege of the U.S. Capitol building by his MAGA mob in an effort to stop the peaceful transition of power in the United States.

I bet you didn’t know that Donald Trump was such a prolific singer.

10 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Who Sang These Songs?

  1. pensitivity101 April 15, 2022 / 8:32 am

    Wouldn’t be surprised if he released a single fandango. He’s had a go at practically everything else.
    Thanks for playing along

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  2. Marlapaige April 15, 2022 / 8:47 am

    OMG. I had gone to the original post without reading yours (I won’t read other people’s answers until I have written my own). I am really glad that my computer glitched and it didn’t actually post mine before I read yours! I had many of the same answers, but you were able to do it more concisely and yours actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you!

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  3. Melanie B Cee April 15, 2022 / 9:39 am

    Somehow that orange waste of everything got into the act for sure. Only over my way? He & Putin did a duet, effectively sterilizing frogs in the Amazon Rainforest. Their plot to rule the world is perhaps a step closer….. 😆

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  4. Marilyn Armstrong April 15, 2022 / 12:01 pm

    Maybe he can pay down some debts with a nice recording, maybe a duet with Putin. Trump can sing soprano.

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  5. Marleen April 15, 2022 / 12:45 pm

    I don’t remember why… ah, yes I do. I was talking about Richard Wurmbrandt, recently, that he is one of my heroes. A friendly fella piped up and made fun of me and downplayed the place where (or environment in which) I had met this famous while unassuming person (unbeknownst, on my part at first, that it was him). I had been at a Messianic conference (in Chicago). I was telling the story to my sons, because {the aforementioned why} of the current situation with some Orthodox priests or other religious leaders being Putin stooges and others not, as Mr. Wurmbrandt {I think he has spelled it with a d or with a t or with both and settled on only the d, but I like the two together} describes in at least one of his books having been a decision point during Soviet years with other names for the despots (after Wurmbrandt, a Romanian, had also experienced persecution under the Nazis). {No, I actually didn’t learn about him, a Jewish man who became a Lutheran minister (still Jewish), in either of my Lutheran schools, but Miss Hughes (at the high school) got me on a path (beginning with Corrie ten Boom) such that I eventually had learned of him and, strangely, felt an actual kinship… finally learning that I am Romanian [1/4] too (but not Lutheran).} Even if someone is a “hero” to me, I treat that person like a regular person.

    “You fall all over yourself because of just — rocket man —whatever his name is…” I said to this friend. The things that occupy people’s minds.

    This already got a point across to my sons, who know more as well as don’t get into pop culture worship. And I found out, again, that most (even highly educated) in America aren’t aware of much of anything about those years; even if they’ve known, all their lives, that they’re supposed to be anti-Nazi and anti-Commie (or, more specifically and really or glossingly or perversely, conservative to moderate).

    Fella derisively said, “Well, did they kill him?”

    “They put him in a camp, and they tortured him!”

    And it doesn’t matter if Putin isn’t a communist. The Clintons told him to privatize, like the Americans. Well, that went to shit. This is something the conservatives and neolibs have been hiding or missing. The cruelty is the cruelty.

    Yeah, I’m not so funny. I do have a sense of humor, though, and I very much appreciated how clever you were with your answers.

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