Go ahead you little whippersnapper, with your derisory tone. Call me crotchety, cantankerous, an old fart if you want to. It makes no never mind to me. I am impervious to your insults. Your vigorous attempts to ridicule me are futile. Just remember, boy, there is no fountain of youth, so you just go ahead and fidget your youth away because in the blink of an eye you’re going to be a crotchety, cantankerous old fart, just like me.
Written for these daily prompts: Your Daily Word Prompt (derisory), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (crotchety), Word of the Day Challenge (impervious), The Daily Spur (vigorous), Ragtag Daily Prompt (futile), My Vivid (fountain), and E.M.’s Random Word Prompt (fidget).