Weekend Writing Prompt — You’re So Vain You Probably Think This Post Is About You

I see you through the window
Walking around the garden
Like you own the place
I open the front door
And watch you slowly saunter
Up the front steps
You smile and wink at me
You’re so full of yourself
You turn my stomach
I can’t stand the sight of you

(Exactly 51 words)

Written for Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt where the word is “saunter.”

Also for Scott’s Daily Prompt (through the window). Photo credit: Stocksy.com.

24 thoughts on “Weekend Writing Prompt — You’re So Vain You Probably Think This Post Is About You

  1. Susan St.Pierre January 29, 2022 / 11:38 am

    Seems to me, allowing the actions of others to consume one’s focus, is a waste of the viewer’s time. 😉

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  2. D. Avery @shiftnshake January 29, 2022 / 11:55 am

    And yet there they are on the front step, door open. Where do they go from here?
    Oh… are they married?

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  3. bushboy January 29, 2022 / 12:44 pm

    Another great song to accompany the words 🙂

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Nope, Not Pam January 30, 2022 / 2:53 am

    Now that’s great. You’ve captured mr jerk a lot perfectly 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  5. wrookieschu January 30, 2022 / 3:31 am

    You turn my stomach, love this 🤣 and saunter is such an amazing word! One of my faves.

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  6. Bill January 30, 2022 / 8:36 am

    Of course it’s about me. I call it confidence. May I borrow a mirror? Nicely done.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. writingwhatnots January 30, 2022 / 11:08 am

    A saunter can be so annoying can’t it? Love that Carly Simon song – a great observer of people.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. leigha66 February 3, 2022 / 6:55 pm

    Oh my, and how do you really feel about this person (or cat) approaching? Ha, ha!

    Liked by 1 person

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