Fibbing Friday — Legend Has It

Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Frank’s turn and he wants to know…

1. What is Lizzie Borden known for?

She was the twin sister of Elsie Borden.

2. What did the man known as D.B. Cooper do?

He designed the Mini Cooper automobile.

3. What was the Enron scandal about?

Enron Hubbard had a pyramid scheme called Dianetics that bilked millions of dollars from duped investors.

4. What was Dante’s work, “The Divine Comedy” about?

It was a biography of singer and comedian Bette Midler, also known as “The Divine Miss M.”

5. What does Macbeth do to become king?

He marries the queen.

6. Why is Capt. Ahab obsessed with finding Moby Dick?

His career as the captain of the Cold Case unit of the NYPD depended upon his closing the Moby Dick case.

7. In “Mary Poppins,” what is Mr. Banks’ profession?

He was her banker.

8. According to Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

None. Mr. Owl always cracked a Tootsie Pop open with his sharp beak and got to the chewy center without licking it at all.

9. According to folklore, what does a chupacabra eat?

Mostly chia pets.

10. Where do Yeti supposedly live?

In people’s nightmares.

12 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Legend Has It

  1. Stine Writing January 28, 2022 / 8:40 am

    We had some very similar answers! I loved the chia pet answer!

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    • Fandango January 28, 2022 / 11:26 am

      Thanks. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

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  2. JT Twissel January 28, 2022 / 3:33 pm

    Ha, ha! I doubt Elsie will appreciate be called out as Lizzie’s twin! Better hide all axes!

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  3. emkingston January 28, 2022 / 11:50 pm

    Great answers! I especially loved the answer to #8!

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  4. leigha66 February 1, 2022 / 2:24 pm

    Chia pets… love it! These are all really good!

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