Fibbing Friday — Hey, Kids, What Time is It?

Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today’s Fibbing Friday was posted by Melanie, of Sparks From a Combustible Mind, who is subbing for Frank while he takes a short break. Mel wants to know…

1. Instead of counting sheep, WHAT was counted?

Chickens before they hatched.

2. If auld acquaintance be forgot, what was remembered?

That time last New Year’s Eve when you got drunk and threw up all over your host’s wife. That’s why you weren’t invited back this year.

3. Time keeps WHAT away?

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

4. The WHAT is gone, the song is over, thought I’d something more to say.

The karaoke machine on the fritz.

5. It was his WHAT time in the unemployment line?

Last time because he finally got a job.

6. WHAT in time does a stitch save?

The embarrassment of a wardrobe malfunction on national TV.

7. Like wind on the plains and sand through the glass, we WHAT?

We need a warm bath.

8. If I could save time in a WHAT?

A freezer. I’d be frozen in time.

9. Woke up, fell out of bed and then WHAT?

Went to the hospital with a broken arm.

10. Lying in my bed, I hear the WHAT tick and think of you?

Bomb.

Bonus: As the clock chimes midnight to ring in the New Year, a Spanish tradition involves eating twelve of what – one for each chime?

Cockroaches at the annual La Cucaracha festival.

5 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Hey, Kids, What Time is It?

  1. Melanie B Cee December 31, 2021 / 9:48 am

    😳 Oookkkay. That last answer is one I’ll NEVER ‘unsee’.. 🤢 Thanks Fandango for playing along and answering in the most hilarious way! I got tears… 😂🤣😅😂😆

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Nope, Not Pam December 31, 2021 / 11:27 pm

    That last one made my stomach turn 😳

    Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango December 31, 2021 / 11:32 pm

      They are high in protein. 🤤

      Like

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