“I’ve noticed that your comments on various online sites have become rather mercurial,” Frank’s wife, Ingrid, said.
“It’s just so temping to troll all of those idiots on Twitter and Facebook. They post the dumbest things,” Frank said in his defense. “I get so damn angry at all these assholes hiding behind the anonymity of social media.”
“Fine,” Frank said. “I wouldn’t want to make a widow out of you, Ingrid, so I’m going to shut off my phone and go take a nap.”
“Hallelujah!” Ingrid shouted!
Written for these daily prompts: Your Daily Word Prompt (mercurial), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (tempting), My Vivid Blog (social media), The Daily Spur (essential), Ragtag Daily Prompt (relax), and Word of the Day Challenge (hallelujah).