“What did you expect?” Bruno, a frosty tone in his voice, asked Jake. “I’m trying to smuggle you out of the country and you’ll just have to deal with one night’s spartan accommodations.”
Jake blushed, his face almost crimson. “You’re right, Bruno. You’re a veteran when it comes to matters like this and I know you always certify your results. So please accept my sincerest apologizes.”
(Exactly 66 words)
Written for Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt, where the word is “smuggle.”
Also for these daily prompts: My Vivid Blog (expect), Word of the Day Challenge (frosty), Your Daily Word Prompt (spartan), Ragtag Daily Prompt (crimson), E.M.’s Random Word Prompt (veteran), and Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (certify).
This, That, and the Other 
I stayed in worse accommodation than that!
My 66 words!
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I wouldn’t call that Spartan, I’d say comfortable 😀
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Different strokes for different folks.
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Nicely done. Being smuggled in or out has so many drawbacks. 🙂
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Thanks. Yes, being smuggled would not be pleasant, I would imagine.
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That is what I would call cozy. It looks clean and has everything you would need for a night’s sleep so that is all that matters.
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I could only think of snuggle looking at that duvet……
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awesome use of all the word prompts! 😀
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