It’s Not What You Think It Is

My son and daughter-in-law recently celebrated their wedding anniversary and my wife wanted to give them a really nice card. Since she’s avoiding going out to any indoor public places unless it’s absolutely necessary, she does most of her shopping online, and she spent a lot of time looking for the perfect anniversary card for them.

She saw one card and loved the pre-printed message on the inside of the card.

So she ordered the card and once the card arrived, she spent a long time thinking about what she wanted to write on the card as a personal message to our son and his wife. After she finished writing that personal message on the card, she handed it to me and asked me to add my signature.

I opened the card, read the pre-printed message, plus the personal message that she’d handwritten, which I thought was really beautiful, and added my John Hancock next to her signature.

Then I looked at the front of the card for the first time and said, “We can’t send this card. It’s not right for them.”

“What are you talking about?” she asked. “I spent hours online searching for the perfect card for their anniversary. And I spent another chunk of time thinking about and writing that personal message. You didn’t do diddly squat other than signing your name on the card. And now you’re telling me it’s not right for them? Why the fuck not?”

I said, “Look carefully at the front of the card.”

Still angry, she grabbed the card from my hand, looked at the front of the card, and then looked back at me. “Oh,” was all she said.

15 thoughts on “It’s Not What You Think It Is

  1. Alison November 18, 2021 / 4:00 am

    Haha maybe you could have drawn a moustache on the green lady and altered the writing

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  2. Sadje November 18, 2021 / 4:02 am

    Maybe they’ll understand? 😜😂

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  3. KL Caley November 18, 2021 / 5:08 am

    🤣 I’m sure a sharpie would do the trick.

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  4. Melanie B Cee November 18, 2021 / 8:58 am

    That has to be taken into consideration these days, that partnership (marriage) isn’t just for his and hers any longer, but every other conceivable combination too. It was a lovely sentiment though. ❤

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  5. XingfuMama November 18, 2021 / 9:29 am

    Get a second card, but give this one as well. The story should make them chuckle.

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  6. leigha66 November 18, 2021 / 4:33 pm

    Oops! I feel her pain. It can take so long to find something perfect or so you think… it is like it was ripped away from you.

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  7. Nope, Not Pam November 19, 2021 / 1:28 am

    I like it, and why not send it. At least you can’t be accused of pigeonholing them 🙂

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