“A penny for your thoughts,” the wife of the deposed king said.
“I was looking through the doorway of past mistakes and the tumultuous times that led to being dethroned and to the loss of my empire.”
“You’re putting the emphasis on the wrong thing, my once and former king,” she said. “Your enemies infringed upon your power and left you shitting upon the fragrant throne you’re sitting on now.”

(Exactly 70 words)
Written for Sammi Cox’s Weekend Writing Prompt, where the word is “empire.” Image credit: Nancy Ohanian.

Also for these daily prompts: My Vivid Blog (penny), Ragtag Daily Prompt (doorway of past), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (tumultuous), The Daily Spur (emphasis), Your Daily Word Prompt (infringe), and Word of the Day Challenge (fragrant).
Ha!!! 😳😅
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I love this, great use of all those prompts and the perfect tale
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Thank you!
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Ok, you wanted me to laugh. Well, I did. But I shall never unsee that wonderfully audacious image. Good one. Just what I need this morning. 🙂
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Glad I could help you start your day with a smile.
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And so it was.
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cool story Fandango! ❤ 🙂
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Thanks.
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That pic is priceless!😂 Thanks for sharing.
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Ha, ha… his rightful throne?
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