Kinky Boots

Fandango

My bookie invited me to go to a Halloween bash out in the boondocks. He said there would be a lot of booze and babes. He said to think of it as a booty call. So I told him to book me for it.

When I got there, though, things seemed to boomerang. Most of the people at the party were aging baby boomers who were into kinky stuff. I saw one guy dressed like a boogeyman beating another guy with a bamboo stick. A woman was running around topless with the word “BOO” written on each boob. This party was not for me.

I searched for my bookmaker and when he saw me he yelled out, “Boom! You made it.”

“Yeah,” I said, “but I ain’t staying. This place is filled with old farts with strange fetishes. I’m not into the taboo games goings on here. Did you see the guy in the corner dressed like a baboon and masturbating? I’m outta here.”

“Listen to you,” my bookie said. “I thought you were a gambling man, but here you are with some bugaboo up your ass about a little bit of kink. Go on and leave before I give your ass the boot.”

“I will,” I said, “and I’m also going to reboot our situation and find myself someone else to make book for me.”

This silly bit of nonsense is sponsored by Linda G. Hill’s Stream of Consciousness Saturday, where Linda asks us to “find a word with the letters ‘boo’ in it or use ‘boo’ as is and base your post on it.

13 thoughts on “Kinky Boots”

  1. newepicauthor October 30, 2021 / 2:22 pm

    A good bookie is hard to find, but if your State allows online gambling, you are better off with that.

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  2. donmatthewspoetry October 30, 2021 / 4:00 pm

    Don’t be hard on yourself. This is not silly nonsense. There is a lot of deep meaning here. It takes years to develop such skills. I should know. Write on and let your nonsensical juices flow ……

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    • Fandango October 30, 2021 / 4:11 pm

      And I’ve got a lot of nonsensical juices.

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      • donmatthewspoetry October 30, 2021 / 4:23 pm

        Golly gosh. This is a prompt reply. From one side of the planet to the other….

        Ain’t technology grand?

        Let your nonsensical juices flow. We’re all too sane and serious……

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    • Fandango December 31, 2021 / 5:09 pm

      Carol Anne, I want to let you know that I have my blog set up such that any comment with more than one link in it goes directly to my spam folder. Your comments have two links in them, one to Facebook and one to Instagram, so they’re all going to spam and I have to manually approve them. Just FYI.

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