Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Di’s turn to host and here are her questions.
1. What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm?
Easy peasy. An earth worm lives in the earth and an ear worm lives in your ear.
2. What is a Mars Bar?
It’s the bar where singer Bruno Mars goes to unwind after a live performance.
3. What color is a peanut?
Normally they’re light brown, but at Easter, the tradition is to paint peanuts with pastel colors and hide them around the yard so the kids can go on an Easter peanut hunt.
4. What is meant by dressed up like a dog’s dinner?
It’s a fetish that involves covering certain parts of your body with wet dog food and letting your dog lick it off you. I’ve never tried it, but I heard it can be quite erotic if one is into that sort of thing.
5. What is an orange pippin?
Donald Trump.
6. What do an owl, pussy cat, and five pound note all have in common?
Five pounds sterling, or $6.70 US, is the application fee for those who wish to adopt either an owl or a pussy cat from an animal shelter.
Where would you find a Bunny Girl?
A Playboy Club.
8. What is the difference between an heir and a hair?
An “e” versus an “a” in the spellings. And also the “h” is silent in “heir,” but it’s pronounced in “hair.”
9. What is meant by fringe benefits?
It’s what happens when a relationship between friends becomes sexual.
10. What is a whimsy?
It’s that feeling you get between your legs when your relationship with a friend becomes sexual.
I have never been to a Playboy Club and I guess I am leading a sheltered life.
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Neither have I, Jim. I don’t even know if Playboy Clubs are still around.
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All the Playboy Clubs were closed down by 1986 because they were losing money.
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Thanks for playing along Fandango.
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I’m a bit worried about the dog’s dinner fetish 😳
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Hahahahahaha!
Great answers fandango!
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Great answers. I thought of the Playboy Bunny too, but I was unsure if that was the true answer. I am very concerned about the dog’s dinner answer, just ewwww. 9 and 10 are such a “man” answer. LOL
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My favorites are 2, 3, and 6. Nine and 10 are silly funny.
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Thanks, Marleen.
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You’re welcome.
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Oh no, I cannot unsee number 5. Yikes!
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Sorry about that!
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