#1MinFiction — If Looks Could Kill

“Listen, it was very nice of you to invite me to this fancy restaurant and to have ordered this lovely meal for me. I probably should have mentioned this when you asked me to join you here for dinner, so it’s entirely my fault, but I’m a vegan and I also have celiac disease so I must avoid gluten at all costs,” she said. “And I don’t drink red wine. It gives me acid reflux.”

He glared at her. “Yeah, you should have told me all that when I asked you to meet me for dinner at Ruth’s Chris Steak House,” he said.


Written for Cyranny’s One Minute Fiction prompt.

12 thoughts on “#1MinFiction — If Looks Could Kill

  1. Nope, Not Pam September 23, 2021 / 3:28 am

    Oh, ouch 😀

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  2. Silver Stone September 23, 2021 / 4:49 am

    Poor dude just ordered a meal…..now it’s gone to waste 😅

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  3. Sadje September 23, 2021 / 4:53 am

    Oh no, must be a malicious prank.

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  4. Cyranny September 23, 2021 / 7:46 am

    LOL Excellent take on the picture, Fandango! Thanks for the giggles 🙂

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    • Fandango September 23, 2021 / 10:42 am

      Thanks for the inspirational prompt!

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  5. rugby843 September 23, 2021 / 9:47 am

    Been there once, it was worth the price

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  6. leigha66 October 5, 2021 / 6:38 pm

    Oh my, that is quite the omission from her.

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