Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Frank’s turn to host and here are his questions.
1. What exactly is the philosopher’s stone?
It’s what the philosophy professor does to relieve stress.
2. What is kept in the Chamber of Secrets?
It’s where Walter Mitty kept all of his secret lives.
3. Why was Harry Potter known as “The Boy Who Lived”?
Because when Harry was an infant he had what doctors thought was a terminal disease, but he miraculously survived.
4. What was the Elder Wand made of?
It’s made from petrified elderflowers.
5. What are the Deathly Hallows?
It’s where the souls of dead saints go to play bingo.
6. Who wrote Magical Me?
7. What is a Firebolt?
It’s a metal bolt that you heat up with a blow torch to the melting point to keep it from loosening up over time.
8. What are the Nimbus 2000 and the Nimbus 2001?
These are the numerical designations of photographs of nimbus clouds taken by famous nature photographer, Ansel Adams.
9. What does polyjuice potion do?
It relieves constipation.
10. What does a portkey do?
It opens up the door to the wine cellar.