Fatherly Advice

Son, let me give you some fatherly advice. If you want to follow the family tradition of being a petty thief, you have to be less obvious when plying your trade. If you’re going to steal something in broad daylight, you need to not exaggerate your movements when you glom onto something. And you should not spout about what you stole. I mean you don’t want people thinking you’re a just a common kleptomaniac, do you?

Written for these daily prompts: Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (obvious), Word of the Day Challenge (daylight), My Vivid Blog (exaggerate), Your Daily Word Prompt (glom), Ragtag Daily Prompt (spout), and The Daily Spur (kleptomaniac).

10 thoughts on “Fatherly Advice

  1. Paula Light September 6, 2021 / 8:07 pm

    Definitely better to be a high class thief… hey! Perhaps he should run for office 😂

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Sadje September 6, 2021 / 9:14 pm

    Haha! I don’t think the son is going to have a long career

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Nope, Not Pam September 7, 2021 / 3:00 am

    Great advice 😁

    Liked by 1 person

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