Fibbing Friday — Weather Report

Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as hosts for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Di’s turn to host and here are her questions.

1. What is meant by a break in the weather?

It’s when the winds are so severe, for example when a hurricane or a tornado hits, and the limbs from nearly all trees in the path of the storm break off and cause significant property damage.

2. Why does thunder clap?

Because it can’t talk and say “bravo!”

3. What is a heat wave?

It’s what you do with your hand when you grab the handle of a hot frying pan without wearing an oven mitt.

4. What are hot pants?

It’s that pair of pants that you grab right out of the clothes dryer and put on before they cool off.

5. Who or what is canned heat?

6. Who sang ‘The heat is on’?

Hot Tuna.

7. Where will you find hot air?

Inside a hot air balloon.

8. Who starred in the film “Heat”?

Pyro.

9. Who or what is Hot Gossip?

It’s when women get together and talk about their hottest sexual encounters.

10. What is a hot toddy?

It’s what happens when you’re roasting marshmallows over an open fire and put a hot roasted marshmallow in your mouth right after removing it from the flame.

9 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Weather Report

  1. jilldennison June 19, 2021 / 11:11 am

    Good answers! I would only argue with the last one … I always thought a ‘hot toddy’ was some dude named Todd who makes girls drool!

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  2. ghostmmnc June 19, 2021 / 1:46 pm

    haha! Yes, I’ve done # 3 a time or two – ouch! Fun answers all. 🙂

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    • Fandango June 19, 2021 / 4:51 pm

      Thanks. I think a lot of us have had that experience.

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