“You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on your birthday cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’”
Jerry Seinfeld, American comedian
I’m pretty sure that when Jerry Seinfeld first said this it was before the COVID-19 pandemic. After all, who blows out the candles on their birthday cake and then passes out slices to their birthday party guests anymore? Um, thanks but no thanks.
Written for Linda G. Hill’s One-Liner Wednesday prompt.