Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as host for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Di’s turn to host and here are her questions.
1. What is a huskador?
It’s a husk of Indian corn that you hang on your door in autumn.
2. What is a cavapoo?
It’s a cavalcade of Winnie the Pooh characters.
3. What is a chorkie?
It’s the sound you make when you accidentally get something you’re drinking down your windpipe.
4. What is a lollie?
It’s a round piece of hard candy mounted on a cardboard stick.
5. What is a dorkie?
It’s that nerdy guy who everyone picked on in gym class.
6. What is a springador?
It’s a door mounted on a spring that will hit you in your butt if you don’t go through it fast enough.
7. What is a scottie?
It’s a common nickname for anyone who talks with a thick Scottish accent.
8. What is a puggle?
It’s a 500 piece puzzle with a picture of a bunch of cute pug puppies on it.
9. What is a pekalier?
I don’t know, but whatever it is, it sounds very peculiar.
10. What is a schnappy?
It’s that feeling you get after consuming half a bottle of peppermint schnapps.