Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as host for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Di’s turn to host and here are her questions.
1. Who, or what, is will o’ the wisp?
There’s actually a typo in the question. It should be “will o’ the wasp,” and the answer is it’s the killer wasp that attacks me every time I walk into my backyard.
2. What is a noggin?
It’s what you say when someone knocks on your door, as in “Who’s that a noggin at my door?”
3. What is a bobbin?
It’s what a boxer does during a fight, as in bobbin’ and weavin’ to avoid being punched.
4. What are otherwise known as crows feet?
It’s when a woman spreads her toes wide apart in order to put nail polish on her toenails.
5. What is jerky?
It’s the way you walk around when you get a cramp in the arch of your foot.
6. What is aplomp?
It’s a fruit in the plum family.
7. What is a caricature?
It is the instrument used to measure the size in carats of a cut diamond.
8. What is a misdemeanor?
It’s when a masochist misses his or her sadistic partner who is not mean enough.
9. What’s the difference between a blimp and a blip?
The letter “m” between the “i” and the “p” in the word “blip.”
10. What is an arctic roll?
It’s what happens when a glacier or an iceberg on a waterway in the Arctic calves, causing the waters around it to roll.
Your answer for #10 made a lot of sense to me.
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Gosh, I hope that’s not the correct answer!
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Hehe, nogging. Good answers, good answers.
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Thanks so much! 😉
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Thanks for joining in Fandango. #5 made me smile.
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Better than a bobbin on a noggin!
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Yeah, that would hurt! 😂
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I so identify with #5!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!
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I know. I hate that!
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Not fun LOL
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Haha! Hilarious answers, specially to crow’s feet!
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So that is what the wasps in my backyard are called!
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😂
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