Fibbing Friday — Material Things

Frank (aka PCGuy) and Di (aka Pensitivity101) alternate as host for Fibbing Friday, a silly little exercise where we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in our responses. Today is Di’s turn to host and here are her questions.

1. What is a tie dye?

It’s what happens when a big game, like the Super Bowl or the World Cup, ends in a tie, and the fans, out of frustration, feel like they’re going to die.

2. What is a raglan sleeve?

It’s the sleeve of an old shirt that, rather than throwing it away, you use it to store rags in. You stuff one sleeve of the shirt with the rags and then tie a knot at the end of that sleeve.

3. What is seersucker?

It’s a really bad fortune teller (or seer) who sucks at seeing the future.

4. What is meant by a dropped waist?

It’s what’s left in the toilet after you take a dump. Oh wait, that’s dropped waste. Sorry, never mind.

5. What is a yoke collar?

It’s a kitchen device used to separate the egg yoke from the egg white.

6. What is meant by pigeon toed?

It’s what happens to pigeons when sadistic city dwellers, tired of all the pigeon poop left behind by those dirty birds, cut off the toes of the pigeons so they will fly away and not land again.

7. How many pleats are in a kilt?

It can vary from kilt to kilt, but if you’re a kilt maker and you get it wrong, there is a chance that you might be kilt, so if you don’t want to be kilt, you’d better get it right.

8. What is bias binding?

It’s a binding clause in federal legislation regarding sentencing guidelines for biased behavior.

9. What is velcro?

It’s a fictional bird that is a combination of a velociraptor and a common black crow.

10. What is twill webbing?

It’s the fabric often used in jeans that can be used for the webbing in swimming fins.

13 thoughts on “Fibbing Friday — Material Things

  1. relaxitsallwrite February 26, 2021 / 12:19 pm

    Love #3 haha! #6 made me sad, and #9 is genius! Great answers, Fandango 🙂

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    • Fandango February 26, 2021 / 2:32 pm

      Thanks, Jim. I do hope you were able to make it to the bathroom before you started roflmaoing. 😂

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  2. pensitivity101 February 26, 2021 / 12:43 pm

    2 is inspired, 3 was great, 6 a bit unkind to pigeons! Thanks for joining in.

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  3. K.Hartless February 26, 2021 / 1:06 pm

    Ah, the pigeon-toed and the seersucker, brilliant, I say. Brilliant.

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  4. leigha66 March 1, 2021 / 11:55 pm

    I liked your Velcro answer, but seersucker was quite epic!

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