“This a joke, right?” Brad asked his best friend Tony.
“No, I’m very serious,” Tony said. “Do you have an issue with it?”
“Are you kidding me, Brad?” Tony said. “Vampires are lightning hot these days. Books, movies, TV shows. This is going to be a rocket to stardom for us.”
Written for these daily prompts: The Daily Spur (joke), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (issue), Your Daily Word Prompt (yearn), MMA Storytime (podcast), Just Jot it January (vampires), Word of the Day Challenge (obscure), ￼and Ragtag Daily Prompt (lightning). Illustration crédit: The Daily Beast