When I first met her she told me that she was a nurse. Well, that’s what I thought she said, anyway.
But it turned out that what she said was that she likes to nurse.
And what she meant by “likes to nurse” was that she liked it when I would put my mouth upon her breast and suckled on her nipple while she called me her little baby boy.
Sure, it was a bit bizarre in perhaps a fetish-like way, but truth be told, I didn’t mind at all.
In fact, I rather enjoyed it.
Although I did find it somewhat annoying when she would try to burp me afterwards.
Written for the Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Photo Challenge. Image credit: Lovers by Harry Hollard, 1982.
If you go away on a trip, you will have to get her a set of nipple clamps.
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😂
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what goes on in that head of yours?
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I refuse to answer on the grounds it would incriminate me.
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hahaha
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This piece is sure to induce a milk drunk moment for the reader as well as the character. Clever take on the photo.
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Thanks!
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Loved it 🙂
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Great. Thanks!
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Kinky.
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Great ending, hilarious!!
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Aw, thanks!
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https://genius.com/The-white-stripes-the-nurse-lyrics
V1 The nurse should not be the one who puts salt in your wounds But it’s always with trust that the poison is fed with a spoon When you’re helpless with no one to turn to alone in your room You would swear that the one who would care for you never would leave She promised and said, you will always be safe here with me But promises open the door to be broken to me
V2 The maid that you’ve hired could never conspire to kill She’s to mother, not quietly smother you when you’re most ill The one that you’re trusting suspiciously dusting the sill
(There’s a music video imbedded in there.)
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Dare I say, “tongue in cheek?”
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Ha!
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That was a twist I didn’t see coming.
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