Sometimes you get a comment on a post you published that makes you swell with pride. You know that feeling, right? Well last night I received three totally amazing comments on a few of my posts. And now I feel compelled to share these remarkable comments with you.
Melissia Bagnel wrote this incredible comment:
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Wow, just wow.
And after thinking nothing could top Melissia’s comment, Alan Lett said this in his comment:
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OMG, Alan, I’m verklempt.
Finally, the night’s crowning achievement came from Scotty Michl, who wrote:
Unquestionably believe that which you said. Your favorite justification seemed to be on the web the easiest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I definitely get irked while people consider worries that they plainly do not know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and defined out the whole thing without having side effect , people could take a signal. Will definitely be back to get more. Thanks
Oh, Scotty, you’re so, so welcome.
It’s comments such as these that make writing and posting on our blogs worth it. Am I right or what?
What fun! Amazing. Just amazing.
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Hahaha you definitely hit the nail with the cherry on top! I will return for more wisdom signaling
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😂
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They’re spamalicious!!
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Haha, these are great comments, if you can make sense of them. Lol.
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This was such a breath of fresh air! I read it out quickly, thought they were genuine comments, only when I read them again. If only all could have the same perspective…
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Some of these spam comments are laugh out loud funny!
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Aren’t they? They give me a good laugh.
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I love reading spam, it always gives me a little chuckle
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I’m so jealous…. 😛 You obviously wowed these people to the point that they can’t even word it out! Very impressive! Congratulations, Fandango 😉
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It seems that English might not be their first language. Or second, third, or fourth!
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Fortunately, most comments like these go straight to my spam folder and then I permanently delete them. If they contain obscene parts, I put them on thd black list, but you have to be diligent because some people never give up.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_bot
More than half of all web traffic is generated by bots.[2]
2. … Zeifman, Igal. “Bot Traffic Report 2016”. Incapsula. Retrieved 1 February 2017.
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I suspect bot work. But such
comments could be from persons,
rather, impaired by drugs or something.
This site (below) repeats the prior reported data:
https://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/bot-robot
In general, more than half of internet traffic is bots that interact with web pages, talk with users, scan for content and perform other tasks.
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These bots need to learn English language syntax.
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I appreciate that you shared these examples with us… no matter the manner in which they were generated. The syntax and basic (apparent) thinking skills — and so forth — are seriously lacking. It does make one ponder just a bit. Even with better presentation, I wouldn’t want to interact with machinery.
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😂😂
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I wondered, briefly, if my eyes had gone further south, because I could NOT comprehend most of that comment plethora. But then I caught the faintest whiff, just a hint really, of sarcasm, ala Fandango style. I missed reading this post when it came out (yay for Reader and its quirks) but it’s still fresh. Bravo for your grace under ‘fire’.
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Thanks, Melanie. I did laugh when I read these, so I decided to share a few.
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I thought I was a decent writer, until I read these spectacular works of art. Perhaps I should enroll in a writing class because I’m obviously missing something/out of date(?) in the way I structure sentences. Thanks for enlightening me, Fandango 🙂
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It’s a good lesson in syntax, right? 😂
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Absolutely! Back to the drawing board for this gal haha
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🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ I know an Alan Lett. It would not have been him! 😂😂😂
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Are you sure? 😉
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Maybe they used google translate?
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Doesn’t say much for Google Translate, does it?
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It’s been reported to me that Netherlands translated is pretty bad
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I need new glasses … or a new language
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😂
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Hilarious! WTF and I say to you hit the nail on top!
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I guess that’s better than hitting the nail on the butt! 😂
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🤔
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Goodness. This reminds me of why I sometimes look at the spam comments for giggles.
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They can be funny!
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I very heartily laughing at which that before has gone. Or something like that. Oink. Very funny!
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Best spam comment ever! 😂
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Wow… I have no words! (They took them all) 😂
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