More Weekend Quickies

Rory, A Guy Called Bloke, and the King of Quickies, wants to know:

When was the last time you had a quickie [in anything]?

It was actually the very first time I had sex when I was 17. It was so quick that it was over almost before it started, much to the chagrin of the young lady I was with at the time.

How do you feel about people who burp and fart when in your presence and instead of ‘excusing themselves,’ laugh instead?

I wish you wouldn’t talk about my son that way.

If you were to write a letter to the younger you today about who you have become, what would you say?

Buckle up, buckaroo! You’re in for a bumpy ride.

How long is too long in your eyes and why? [Interpret as you wish!]

The four years that Donald Trump was POTUS. It lasted four years too long.

Have you ever read any of the Fifty Shades series written by E.L. James and if so, what were your thoughts?

No I haven’t read it, but when I look in the mirror at my beard, I see at least fifty shades of gray.

What’s the worst smell or scent you have ever encountered and what caused it?

My dog’s farts. And she had the nerve, rather than excusing herself, she would just start laughing. She was a real bitch. Literally.

11 thoughts on “More Weekend Quickies

  1. aguycalledbloke January 10, 2021 / 2:41 am

    hahaha, bloody excellent answers … hahaha still snarkling over here 🙂 Nicely done my friend and many thanks … Q1 … so can relate … Premature what?? What??

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  2. Melanie B Cee January 10, 2021 / 8:42 am

    BWAHAHHAHA!!! Oh my gosh! Okay I had something sarky to write in reply, but it’s totally gone out of my head due to the glee… lucky you, hmmm? 😉

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    • Melanie B Cee January 11, 2021 / 8:11 am

      All dogs, I fancy, find it amusing to ‘hit and run’ so to speak. I know Ziggy thinks it’s hilarious, although he farts a lot less than many of my previous dogs. Pudge had ‘silent and deadly’ down to a science, and I’d always know when he’d done it, because his tail would begin to wag furiously, as if fanning the stench away from him.

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  3. leigha66 January 10, 2021 / 8:56 pm

    I think if I could write to my younger self I would stress trusting my own feelings and not worry so much about everyone else… make me a priority. These are good answers.

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  4. Carol anne January 17, 2021 / 3:56 am

    Lol about the dog! I hear ya! My dogs farts are the worst thing ever! And he always farts when he’s sitting right underneath my nose!

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