Rory, A Guy Called Bloke, and the King of Quickies, wants to know:
When was the last time you had a quickie [in anything]?
It was actually the very first time I had sex when I was 17. It was so quick that it was over almost before it started, much to the chagrin of the young lady I was with at the time.
How do you feel about people who burp and fart when in your presence and instead of ‘excusing themselves,’ laugh instead?
I wish you wouldn’t talk about my son that way.
If you were to write a letter to the younger you today about who you have become, what would you say?
Buckle up, buckaroo! You’re in for a bumpy ride.
How long is too long in your eyes and why? [Interpret as you wish!]
The four years that Donald Trump was POTUS. It lasted four years too long.
Have you ever read any of the Fifty Shades series written by E.L. James and if so, what were your thoughts?
No I haven’t read it, but when I look in the mirror at my beard, I see at least fifty shades of gray.
What’s the worst smell or scent you have ever encountered and what caused it?
My dog’s farts. And she had the nerve, rather than excusing herself, she would just start laughing. She was a real bitch. Literally.