“Did you get the measurements of the arena yet?” Steve asked his intern? “I need to ascertain the optimal speaker size for the sound system. I’ll need to achieve the best sound for the size of the room. There’s a delicate balance when it comes to speaker size and fidelity and I want to make sure we are able to amplify his words to the greatest extent possible yet still make sure the people attending the rally will hear what he says clearly.”
“I don’t know why you’re whipping yourself into such a frenzy,” the intern said. “Most of what he says is bullshit, anyway, and now that he’s a lame duck, all he does is rehash the same leftovers he’s been spewing for the past five years.”
“Just do your job, Jack, if you want to keep it,” Steve demanded.
“Fine,” Jack said, handing Steve a piece of papers with the arena’s measurements on them. “I don’t know why you’re worried about fidelity. The only fidelity this guy has ever shown is toward himself. Just ask his ex-wives and all the people he’s fired by tweet. The best thing you can do is to just shut off the microphones.”
Written for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Prompt (ascertain), The Daily Spur (room), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (fidelity), Your Daily Word Prompt (amplify), Word of the Day (frenzy), and MMA Storytime (leftovers).
Bullshit. Today’s honorary word.
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Strap on your seatbelt – it will be rocky ahead.
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Indeed it will be. 😳
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Another super spreader was my thought also
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Nice job.
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Jack is correct and I hope finds a way to sabotage the event by shutting off the sound of that horrid whiny voice. 😳
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We’d all be better off if he does.
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Good one, Fandango
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Thanks!
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I’m waiting to see the fall-out from Thanksgiving.
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One last hurrah and then we can all just ignore him.
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Hopefully. But he’s addicted to the spotlight.
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Not another rally? Maybe the power will go off and no one can hear the lies.
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