Of Bubbles and Baths

I was sitting on the sofa in the family room when my wife, wearing a short terry cloth robe, approached me in a very sensual manner and, in a warm, sultry voice said to me, “Hey, lover, I’m in the mood for a bubble bath. Would you care to join me?”

I looked up at her from my iPhone, on which I was playing solitaire, and said, “No thanks, babe. I prefer showers over baths.”

My wife looked at me, saw what I was doing on my iPhone, and said, “I see.” Her voice shifted from warm and sultry to cold and nasty. “Well, solitaire is a good game for you to be playing, you bastard, because, as far as I’m concerned, you’re going to be spending a lot of time from now on in solitary confinement. I hope you enjoy playing with yourself.”


Written for Paula Light’s Thursday Inspiration prompt, where the theme is “bath,” and for the Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie Tale Weaver prompt, where the topic is “bubbles,”

14 thoughts on “Of Bubbles and Baths

  1. Michael November 6, 2020 / 9:49 am

    You turned down the offer from a sensual woman?? You realise your life will be not worth living now??? I like your response to the prompt, most entertaining.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Fandango November 6, 2020 / 1:03 pm

      Oh, just a big of fiction to fit your and Paula’s prompts. I’m glad you enjoyed it.

      Like

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