“The election is one week from today,” Nancy, the campaign manager, said. “Were you able to reserve the front portion of the reception hall at the Stowaway Hotel for our campaign staff to utilize as the site of our election night celebration?”
“Yes, but, Nancy,” Josh said, “our candidate is behind in the polls by almost double digits.”
“You can’t believe the polls,” Nancy said. “Look what happened with Donald Trump in 2016.”
“Yeah, like Trump, Nancy, you’re delusional,” Josh said. “I think reserving a small crypt might be a more appropriate venue, as there probably won’t be anything to celebrate next Tuesday night.”
Written for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Prompt (week), Your Daily Word Prompt (portion), The Daily Spur (reception), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (utilize), and Word of the Day Challenge (crypt).