A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
A small bird in the hand would be easy to crush
Not that I would ever do such a thing
I want to hear that little bird sing
But wait little bird, what have you done?
Did you just drop a tiny turd in my palm?
You need to hop from my hand and fly away
I can’t be responsible for you if you stay
Written for Sadje’s What Do You See? prompt. Photo credit: Evan Clark @ Unsplash.
Very cute, and then hilarious. That’s a dose of reality!
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Thanks!
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That dirty bird.
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Ooops! Pragmatic and succinct! Thanks for joining in the challenge Fandango.
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Glad I could join in this week.
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So am I 👍
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Uh oh. Nasty little birdie! Good one, Fandango
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Thanks, Shweta.
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You are the center of your own private little constellation
And you are the jury and judge of every little deconstructed fable
And you like the way it is
You don’t want to question it
You’re the wonder of God’s own handiwork
Yeah, you wear Versace but you look like a dirty bird
And yeah, even the paparazzi think you’re quite absurd
Venus of your own consent, is there anything you give up for Lent
Oh parasite, oh peacock of pride, will you let the little people see inside you
And you don’t wanna question it
And you’re looking quite possessed
You’re the wonder of God’s own handiwork Yeah, you wear Versace but you look like a dirty bird
And yeah, even the buying public think you’re quite a jerk
And you’re trapped in your little castle
Like Randolph Hearst in his fringe and tassel
Yeah, you wear Versace but you look like a dirty bird
And yeah, even the paparazzi think you’re quite absurd
…..
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I never heard that song before.
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Yes, it’s pretty obscure.
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Aw be nice to the little bird, being pooped on by birds is good luck. 🐦 💩
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Yeah, so I’ve heard.
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Silly bird. His fate is in your hand.
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Literally!
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Oh, this is such fun!
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Thanks.
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