Stop Staring at Women’s Tits

“This doesn’t make any sense to me,” Carl said. “We’d been exchanging message after message on that dating site and everything seemed great.”

“And now?” Carl’s roommate, David asked.

“Nothing but frustration,” Carl answered. I can’t reconcile her latest message with how we’ve been messaging before we finally met in person last night.”

“What did she say to you in her message about last night?” David asked.”

“She said she’s not interested in seeing me again.”

“Did you say or do something that she might have considered inappropriate or possibly even perfidious?” David asked.

“First, I don’t even know what that word means,” Carl said. “But she kept reminding me that her eyes were in her head,” Carl answered.

“Why would anyone have to remind someone that their eyes are in their head?” David responded. “Where else would someone’s eyes be?”
“I don’t know,” Carl said, “although she was wearing a really low cut blouse and I must admit that I had a hard time taking my eyes off of her tits. They were quite, shall we say, ample. Then she said something about my suffering from agastopia. Again, I have no idea what that is, but maybe I should go see a doctor about it. It might contagious.”

“No, I don’t think you need to see a doctor,” David said, “but you might want to improve your vocabulary and you should definitely stop staring at women’s tits.”


Written for these daily prompts: The Daily Spur (message), Ragtag Daily Prompt (frustration), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (reconcile), Your Daily Word Prompt (perfidious), and Word of the Day Challenge (agastopia).

Okay, I know this post is a bit odd (i.e., bad), but so are words like “perfidious” and “agastopia” odd. I mean seriously, who uses words like those in everyday life? Go ahead, you try fitting both of those words into a single, reasonably coherent post and see if you can do any better.

20 thoughts on “Stop Staring at Women’s Tits

  1. Marleen September 18, 2020 / 1:37 pm

    Okay. If you say so.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Sadje September 18, 2020 / 6:03 pm

    Melanie’s Prompt has taken us to a new territory.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Paula Light September 18, 2020 / 6:47 pm

    I just skip those. I don’t want my writing to be awkward to fit them in. However, my SOCS is a bit out there…

    Like

    • Fandango September 18, 2020 / 8:30 pm

      Yeah, mine, too. I’ve scheduled it to post at 3 am tomorrow.

      Liked by 1 person

    • Fandango September 18, 2020 / 10:04 pm

      I’m glad you enjoyed it. Thanks.

      Like

  4. Ron. September 18, 2020 / 7:44 pm

    Well done indeed. And feel free to continue writing about women’s tits. Send photos if ya got em.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Shweta Suresh September 19, 2020 / 12:55 am

    Agastopia and perfidious are hard prompts indeed. I ended up skipping those prompts.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Ian Kay September 19, 2020 / 12:56 am

    Don’t know anything about “agastopia” but I’ve always thought “tits” was too small a word for what it describes.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. PaperKutzs September 19, 2020 / 7:02 pm

    If she didn’t want people staring at her tits maybe she should’ve worn a turtle neck …lol

    Liked by 2 people

  8. leigha66 September 26, 2020 / 12:15 am

    I’d say you get an A+ for successfully using those words!

    Liked by 1 person

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