Here we go again. This week, it’s Di, over at Pensitivity101, who is hosting Fibbing Friday. She alternates with Frank, aka PCGuy. In case you don’t know how this works, the idea is that we are to write a post with our answers to the ten questions below. But as the title suggests, truth is not an option. The idea is to fib a little, a lot, tell whoppers, be inventive, silly, or even outrageous, in your responses.
So here we go.
‘She had the biggest aspidistra in the world.’ But what is an aspidistra?
As a collector of aspidristras, she was proud that hers, a type of spider, was the biggest in the world. It was so big that she kept it in a 55 gallon aquarium and fed it small mice.
What is the main ingredient in Beef Wellington?
Who was Tufty?
Softy’s older brother. He was quite a bully, too.
What is a Port Folio?
A seaport on the coast of the Alaskan outpost village of Folio, which is located on the coast of the Bering Sea.
What is a bootee?
It’s a man’s goatee trimmed in the shape of a boot.
What is meant by ‘You have been tangoed’?
I don’t know, but if you’re reading this post, you have been ‘fandangoed.’
What is a blue bottle?
A bottle that is very sad because it’s sitting on the shelf and is not filled with anything.
How do you make shortbread?
With short dough.
What color is cotton candy?
The color of life, since cotton is the fabric of our lives, right?
What are cowslips and snap dragons?
Cowslips are what happens when you’re in a pasture, step on a cowpie, and slip and fall. Snapdragons are mean, nasty, and fire-breathing women who, when angry, snap at anyone in their company for no apparent reason.