Betty looked at the clock on the kitchen wall when Danny walked through the front door of their apartment. It was 2:30 in the afternoon. She knew what was coming, and sure enough, Danny walked into the kitchen, marched up to Betty, put his arms around her, and planted a sloppy, wet kiss on her mouth. Betty pushed him away.
“Come on, Baby,” Danny slurred. “I’ve got a hunger in my gut to get some sugar from my little love bunny.”
“That feeling in your gut, Danny,” Betty said, “is from your bellyful of booze because of your liquid lunch at the tavern. Now go sleep if off if you know what’s good for you, you bad boy.”
Written for the Three Things Challenge from Di at Pensitivity101. The three things are “belly,” “liquid,” and “hunger.”
This, That, and the Other 
😂
LikeLiked by 1 person
🤣🤣🤣
LikeLiked by 2 people
Those were the days…
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yes, I remember this scenario well.
LikeLiked by 2 people
After all it is 5 o’clock somewhere! or there is the sign I just saw on FB that said something like “screw 5 o’clock, it is 2020 everywhere!”
LikeLiked by 2 people
Lol! I loved this! Funny stuff!
LikeLiked by 2 people