“I’ve got a bone to pick with you,” Harriet said to her husband.
“What’s new?” Dick said. “You always find something to criticize me about. What petty little thing is it this time?”
“This is not some inconsequential gripe,” Harriet said. “Frankly, Dick, I think our marriage is going down the drain.
“Yeah, well you’re no prize yourself, Harriet,” Dick said, emphatically.
“Fine,” Harriet said, throwing her arms into the air in a gesture of resignation. “Then let’s go to the bedroom and screw our brains out. That’s about the only thing you’re actually good for, you know.”
Written for these daily prompts: The Daily Spur (bone), Your Daily Word Prompt (inconsequential), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (drain), Ragtag Daily Prompt (prize), and Word of the Day Challenge (emphatic). There are only five words prompts today as Sue has ended her several months of giving us her Jibber Jabber word prompts for inspiration.
This, That, and the Other 
Good use of all the prompts..
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Thanks, Lyn.
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So you know my wife.
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Ha! 😂
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Great prompt skit!
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Bahahahaha! Not the ending I was expecting. I guess for many its probably a true story.
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Fine!
Fine!
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Oh, this one’s brilliant. Especially the ending.
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Thank you, Linda!
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Haha! To be continued afterwards
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🤦🏻♀️
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That was a twist I didn’t see coming.
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