“I’ve decided,” Craig said.
“Decided what?” asked his wife, Jenny.
“Well, you know how much I love traveling, right?” Craig said. “And you know much I love to ride my motorcycle, too.”
“Oh Craig,” Jenny said, “your child-like innocence and naivety never ceases to amaze me.”
“What are you talking about, Jenny?” Craig asked. “Why do you always repudiate my great ideas?”
“Craig,” Jenny said, “if you’re dead set on taking a motorcycle trip, then go right ahead, but there’s not a tittynope chance in hell that I’ll be going with you.”
Written for these daily prompts: Jibber Jabber (traveling), Ragtag Daily Prompt (cycle), Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (somewhere), The Daily Spur (innocence), Your Daily Word Prompt (repudiate), and Word of the Day Challenge (tittynope, which Melanie assures us is not a dirty word).