“I’ve told you this umpteen times before, dammit,” the country club’s athletic director yelled at Nick, “and I’m not going to tell you this again. You’re not allowed to have exotic pets on the tennis courts.
If you don’t immediately turn around and take your pet alligator with you, I’m going to have to call security.”
Written for the Three Things Challenge from Di over at Pensitivity101. The three things are “exotic,” “pets,” and “tennis.” Also for these daily prompts: Your Daily Word Prompt (umpteen), Jibber Jabber (turn), and The Daily Spur (Security). Photo credit: Steemit.com.
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A pet alligator? Does it not, like, eat you?
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Not if it’s housebroken.
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It’s a pet. Clearly, it has been trained😆
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Do you have some sort of process to keep up with the number of prompts and challenges you contribute to? It seems like you’d have to devote all your time to keeping up! Thanks.
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Not so much a process as it is keeping an eye out for interesting words, images, provocative questions, and writing them down (so I don’t forget them) and building my prompts around them. It is time consuming, yes, but I enjoy it. And I’m retired, so what else have I got to do?
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So, it’s your retirement hobby! I was really thinking how everyone keeps up with the number of prompts that are out there, not just the ones you create. I regularly do FF, but only occasionally Weekend Prompt, and now I’ll do Stine’s 6 minute challenge. I’d do more, but if spent anymore time cruising peoples comments and pages I’d never get anything done 🙂
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That’s one hell of an exotic pet! 😂
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Love the alligator 🐊
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Love the outfit and the sunglasses! Thanks Fandango. Good take.
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Oh, that outfit. 😂
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Wonder if it has a ‘human skin’ bag to compliment it?
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😱
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The sunglasses suddenly make the alligator seem friendly… but I wouldn’t be getting close any time soon.
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Yeah, I guess sunglasses on an alligator is like a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
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No kidding!
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I wouldn’t want to be the one trying to wrestle the clothes onto him!
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I’d keep my exotic pet at the beach.
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