And the Rest is History

C19869DA-4C9A-4251-84C3-B9309EFD549AThe year was 2001 and the tech industry was in freefall. Carl was the first of the three to suffer a layoff. Shortly thereafter, his two best friends, Ben and Aaron, were also laid off from their jobs. Such was life in the days after the dotcom bubble burst.

But Carl and his pals were not the types to just sit around grousing about how life was so unfair. They were men of action, and soon after each of them found themselves without jobs, they decided to get together as a tripartite and to start their own business.

“We need to strike while the iron is hot,” Carl said. Under these circumstances, we can’t afford to be tardy bringing whatever we come up with to market,” he added.

“Let’s see if we can devise an idea for something that people who have been laid off, like us, really need,” Ben said.

“And, by definition, it needs to be something they can afford,” Aaron said.

“Yeah, that’s a given,” Carl said. “Anyone have any ideas?”

“How about a multifunctional gadget of some sort?” Ben asked.

“I’ve got an idea,” Aaron said. “Maybe we can create a cellphone that can access the internet, surf the web, send and receive email and text messages, has a camera, and on which you can play games.”

“That sounds fantastic, Aaron,” Carl said, “but doesn’t the BlackBerry do a lot of that?”

“The BlackBerry is basically a souped up cellphone with email and texting capabilities,” Aaron said. “No camera, no internet access for web surfing, no games. “I’m talking about developing the next level communications device.”

“Hey, I know Steve Jobs from my days at NeXT,” Ben said. “Now that he’s back at Apple, this is something he might be interested in investing in.”

“Great!” Carl said. “Can you reach out to him and set up a meeting?”

This little bit of fictional history was written for these daily prompts: Ragtag Daily Prompt (layoff), Your Daily Word Prompt (tripartite), Jibber Jabber (hot), Word of the Day Challenge (tardy), The Daily Spur (definition), and Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (gadget).

Fandango’s Friday Flashback — July 3

Wouldn’t you like to expose your newer readers to some of you earlier posts that they might never have seen? Or remind your long term followers of posts that they might not remember? Each Friday I will publish a post I wrote on this exact date in a previous year.

How about you? Why don’t you reach back into your own archives and highlight a post that you wrote on this very date in a previous year? You can repost your Friday Flashback post on your blog and pingback to this post. Or you can just write a comment below with a link to the post you selected.

If you’ve been blogging for less than a year, go ahead and choose a post that you previously published on this day (the 3rd) of any month within the past year and link to that post in a comment.

This was originally published on my first blog back on July 3, 2006. It’s a long post for me, but when I first started blogging, my posts were all relatively long ones.

Proper Tipping Etiquette

0BB7F352-6903-438C-AD3F-14AA3DC7F44FMy wife and I eat out with some regularity. As we often do once we receive the check, she and I discuss the proper gratuity etiquette. By “discuss,” I mean fight over.

I believe that 15% is a decent benchmark for tipping a waiter or waitress who has done an acceptable job of serving our food. I will make exceptions to that benchmark, however, depending upon the total cost of the meal. At breakfast or at a burger joint, for example, I will typically leave around 20% because the tab is smaller. Thus, for a $20 meal for two, I’ll generally leave around $4. But for more expensive meals, mostly dinners, it’s back to the 15% “benchmark.”

My wife argues that I should use a 20% “benchmark” because the cost of living has gone up and, therefore, the amount of the gratuity should go up as well. I argue that using a percent of the cost of the meal, which itself reflects the higher cost of living, essentially takes care of that. After all, on a dinner that five years ago might have cost $50, a 15% tip would have been $7.50. If the tab for that same dinner today was $80, the 15% tip would be $12.00. That equates to a 60% increase in the tip amount for the same meal, which, in this illustration, cost 60% more than it did five years ago. That, to me, seems fair.

Now for the complicated part. My wife insists on taking the total amount of the tab, including tax, and using that as the basis for calculating her 20% tip. I, on the other hand, take the amount of the tab, excluding tax, for calculating the 15% tip. The tip should be based on the cost of the meal only. Why should I also tip the server some percentage of the amount the restaurant is collecting to pay taxes?

My research on whether or not to include the tax in the tip is inconclusive. One web site on tipping etiquette wrote, “The general rule is that you do not need to include the tax in your calculation of the tip. However, most people just look at the bottom line (tax included) and tip on that.”

Another site offered contradictory information. It said, “Add the gratuity to the overall bill, which should includes alcohol but not tax.” The same site later noted, “The notion that you do not have to tip on tax is wrong.” So which is it?

Let me illustrate the impact of including the tax in the calculation of the tip using the 20% basis versus 15%. If the tab came to $60 plus $4.00 in taxes, my wife would calculate 20% of $64, or $12.80. Then she’d round up, and leave a tip of $13. Waiters and waitresses love it when my wife picks up the tab.

I, on the other hand, would calculate 15% of $60, or $9, and that would be my tip. Thus, for the same meal and at the same level of service, my wife would leave a tip over 40% greater than the one I would leave.

My wife also believes that my tipping philosophy, rather than being related to the level of service provided by the server, is directly proportional to the gender and attractiveness of said server. She believes that I leave more generous tips to female servers. More specifically, she believes that the size of the female server’s breasts will influence how big a tip I will leave (i.e., the larger the cup size, the larger my tip). And if the server is a blonde (my wife believes I have a weakness for blondes), my wife claims I’ll leave a larger tip, regardless of cup size.

Of course, none of that is true. My tips are gender neutral. And the only cup size that matters to me when I eat at a restaurant is the size of the cup my coffee comes in.

FOWC with Fandango — Gadget

FOWCWelcome to July 3, 2020 and to Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (aka, FOWC). It’s designed to fill the void after WordPress bailed on its daily one-word prompt.

I will be posting each day’s word just after midnight Pacific Time (US).

Today’s word is “gadget.”

Write a post using that word. It can be prose, poetry, fiction, non-fiction. It can be any length. It can be just a picture or a drawing if you want. No holds barred, so to speak.

Once you are done, tag your post with #FOWC and create a pingback to this post if you are on WordPress. Or you can simply include a link to your post in the comments.

The issue with pingbacks not showing up seems to have been resolved, but you might check to confirm that your pingback is there. If not, please manually add your link in the comments.

And be sure to read the posts of other bloggers who respond to this prompt. You will marvel at their creativity.